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Total Medals Earned: 1,507 (From 220 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 18,970 Points

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 4/13/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Face Knifed Unlocked 4/13/13
10 Points
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Gobblo Dagger Kill Unlocked 4/13/13
10 Points
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober Unlocked 4/13/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Rock Death Unlocked 4/13/13
10 Points
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack Unlocked 4/13/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction Unlocked 4/13/13
10 Points
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished Unlocked 4/13/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 4/13/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Knife Unlocked 4/13/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 4/13/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 24/44 (200/500 points)

Empire Business

Banking It Unlocked 12/11/13
5 Points
Unlock the Bank.
Breaking a Thousand Unlocked 12/11/13
5 Points
Earn $1,000.
Come to Me Unlocked 12/11/13
5 Points
Unlock the Strong Magnet.
Open Up! Unlocked 12/11/13
5 Points
Unlock the Cash Box.
Generator Unlocked 12/11/13
10 Points
Make money just by sitting there.
Lots of Cheddar Unlocked 12/11/13
10 Points
Earn $10,000.
So You're Saying There's a Chance... Unlocked 12/11/13
10 Points
Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.
Virtual Money Unlocked 12/11/13
10 Points
Let your bank do all the work.
Millionaire Unlocked 12/11/13
25 Points
Earn $1,000,000.
Time for Expansion Unlocked 12/11/13
25 Points
Buy the final upgrade.
The Empire Business Unlocked 12/11/13
50 Points
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Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)

Escape the Basement

Spidey Sense Unlocked 4/14/13
5 Points
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Chocolate! Unlocked 4/14/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Over 9,000!!! Unlocked 4/14/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Soothing Shack Unlocked 4/14/13
25 Points
Escaped the soothing shack
Relaxed Retreat 50 Points Reached the relaxed retreat
Speedy 50 Points Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the Basement 100 Points Escaped the basement
Expert 100 Points Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Red Solo Cup Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
911! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Finding Nemo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Golden Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The One Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/13 (50/500 points)

Escape the Estate

The Janitor Unlocked 8/10/13
25 Points
Cleaned the Toilet
The Locksmith Unlocked 8/10/13
25 Points
Unlocked the Garage
The Thief Unlocked 8/10/13
25 Points
Unlocked the Safe
The Victim Unlocked 8/10/13
25 Points
Stopped Laying Around
The Artist Unlocked 8/10/13
50 Points
Played Beautiful Music
The Escapee Unlocked 8/10/13
50 Points
Escaped the Estate
The Explorer Unlocked 8/10/13
50 Points
Left the Bedroom
The Intelligent 50 Points Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
The Insane 100 Points Revisited the Basement
The Virtuoso 100 Points Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes

Medals Earned: 7/10 (250/500 points)

Escape This House

TV Is Not The Answer Unlocked 3/30/12
5 Points
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Here's Johnny Unlocked 3/30/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Happy Ending! Unlocked 3/30/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Open The Safe Unlocked 3/30/12
25 Points
Open the safe
Gone In 60 Seconds 50 Points Escape the house in less than 60 seconds
Bird Food Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Face Humped Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shark Attack Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/8 (80/160 points)

Escaping the Prison

lol brawl reference Unlocked 4/14/13
5 Points
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Legal Ending Unlocked 4/14/13
25 Points
Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending Unlocked 4/14/13
50 Points
Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending Unlocked 4/14/13
50 Points
Break out the Sneaky Way
DONUT WANT! 100 Points ...or do you?
Lots of Effort 100 Points Find all 18 FAILs.
BRAAAGGGHH!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)

Ethereal Celenite

Combo Spree Unlocked 10/29/11
5 Points
Get a combo of 35!
Bomberman 5 Points Detonate 50 bombs cumulatively.
Awetastic Score! 10 Points Obtain a score of 10,000.
Red Pill or Blue Pill? 25 Points Reach the red pill and blue pill level. Which will you choose?

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)

exposure

lost to the ages Unlocked 10/11/13
5 Points
fail to activate the metagolem by not placing enough orbs
a new dawn Unlocked 10/11/13
10 Points
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desert bloom 5 Points deliver the nyxblossom to the treekeeper
oasis 5 Points water all of the trees
sunburnt 10 Points turn all of the NYX orbs into SOL orbs
wasteland guardian 50 Points complete all endings
mixed blessing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
nightfall Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/120 points)

Fall Damage

RANK1 Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
RANK1
RANK2 Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
RANK2
RANK3 5 Points RANK3
RANK4 10 Points RANK4
RANK5 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
RANK6 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
RANK7 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
RANK8 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
RANK9 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/175 points)

Famous Painting Parodies6

Aint easy being Teacher Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
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Atomic Nyan Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Friends Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
can be better Lisa Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
win game with 15 points or more
Credit Card Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ewoks Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Flappy Dinner Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Girl before an Iphone Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horse Shoes Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
KKK F C Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lem Pika Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mari Lemon Roe Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mosquito bite Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oath of Swords Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Piss and love Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stay Puft Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super Selfie Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Cake of Babel Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Fart Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Truce Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Towels Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turtle in April Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Van Gogh Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Womans Fur Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Zombie Kiss Unlocked 9/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Victory Lisa Unlocked 9/30/14
25 Points
Win game with20 points or more
Funny 3D Mona Lisa 10 Points Fina the 3 Hidden Stars
Brainy Lisa 100 Points Win game with all right answers
Shame Lisa Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cheesus Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ear trick Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Leda and Daffy Duck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sink Sinking Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Snow Angel Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Roller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wanderer on Marioland Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
War Sower Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
What kind of sorcery is this? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 26/38 (275/480 points)